Julian “I’ve Have it with These Muthafuckin’ Sandwiches on this Muthafuckin’ Tour” Barratt.
so on the bus this morning
we stop at a red light and this lady gets off
she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus
SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS
I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby
Things that unite Europe
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
Tom and Chris moments in Thor: The Dark World gag reel → Campy Chris
And Nat Portman looking reeeally, really awkward in the background.
that’s what you get you dumb bitch